Surely I Can’t Look That Old?


As told by Lisa....

"I was vacationing in St. George and had a toothache, so I found the nearest dentist available.  As I was sitting in the waiting room, I noticed his D.D.S. diploma,  which bore his full name, Dr.  Roger Davies. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my High School class some forty-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however I quickly discarded any such thought, this balding, gray haired man with deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate, Hmmm, or could he??

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Springville High School.

”Yes. Yes, I did.” He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, "In 1972, Why do you ask?”

"You were in my class!”  I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

And then, that miserable, near-sighted, ugly, old, wrinkled jerk asked...


"What did you teach?”